The Misapplied Criminal Mind

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Born 1973. Haven't died yet, despite several near-misses.

Doing stuff.
Fiddly things.


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Blog Links
Just some of the great blogs I keep stumbling on. Go for an explore, and if you see any really good ones, let me know...

- the hottest blogger I know.
- I hate knitting. However, I love this blog. Who'd have thought?
- If you ask me, it's perpetual brilliance!
- 'nuff said.
Inspired - inspiring.
- ...into light.
Xenouveau - Her from Sadisticland.
All Geek To Me - Fun from Scout Finch.

The HAL9000 Report - WARNING! - Controversy!

Elven Sarah - Witty and weird, a bit like me (but witty).
Sedgefield - A nice blog, which may have died from meme deficiency...
Lorianne - A great lady had a great blog. Hopefully it returns...
superphase - A stick hero for the masses...
Sadly, we have been given the cold Shoulder.
- a great blog from the continent, nice and warm there.
Selfindulgence - Not indulgent any more.
She Speaks - The star-crossed lover is now silent.
Organic Feminism - A tremendous blog. Even though she calls me Scoots *shudder*
You can no longer get your soup fix from souplover.

The Witches of Elswick
Lair of the Strong Bad - 3D Chat - Sweets

My mood is: The current mood of winstonsmith at

Hits since 28/07/2004:

Blogarama - The Blog Directory

Entries you may have missed
Behold The Freak!!!
Insert Title Here...
Cycling woes.
Happy Easter, etc.
Back Seat Blogger
Remember Sammy Jankiss
Journey from Hell...
I have returned...
My warbly song...
Astral Projection
Tick followed tock...
Another Week

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If you want to put a little picture on your site linking to this one, then you can use one of these images...

If you use one, try to host it yourself, I can't be certain how long the website will be up...

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Thursday, April 01, 2004
Damn you, Scooter! Damn you to Hell!!!

That's it. I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!!! Either the scooter goes, or I do.

OK, I can see it's more popular than I am. I'll get my coat.

I've talked at length about this before. I. Hate. My. Scooter.

Everyone now calls me Scooter, or Barry Sheen, and when they remember there's a character from the muppets called Scooter, no doubt I'll be asked where Rizzo the rat is on a daily basis.

Stress relief for Scooter enthusiasts

Couldnt be bothered finding a photo of Scooter, I had one before but it was low quality, and looked too much like me!

Oh. By the way. FANTASTIC blog coming soon...

I'm an angry young man. At least I will be until I realise I'm old, and I fervently hope that never happens. I wouldn't mind calming down a bit though. I think it's my stressful lifestyle or something, but little things really annoy me.
Like today, I went for my lunch, got right to the site exit, and realised I didn't have my access keycard. The walk back really annoyed me.
As if you couldnt tell before, the scooter annoys me. I'm sure it's really a pothole detector, cause I seem to unerringly steer into them, which knocks me off. I think it hates me for using it in public. I'm sat at my desk, and It's glaring at me balefully. Even though it hasn't got any eyes...

I really need a holiday.

Posted at 11:40 am by Paul

April 21, 2004   05:32 PM PDT
I use that phrase { Damn you "somthing", damn you to hell }

The scotter thing explains the reason of the cartoon that Lorianne did of you.
April 1, 2004   07:24 PM PST
"Anger and Annoyance" seem to be my forte' these days. Let me know when that holiday of yours comes. Maybe I can talk my boss into considering it a religious event, therefore leaving him with no choice but to give me the day off.
April 1, 2004   07:20 PM PST
i looove my scooter ;) hehehe... *licks and spanks*
April 1, 2004   01:48 PM PST
try evel knievel over ther ;)
April 1, 2004   11:48 AM PST
poor baby.

*pats winston on head*

(barry sheen? must be an english thing)


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