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Born 1973. Haven't died yet, despite several near-misses.

Doing stuff.
Fiddly things.


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Blog Links
Just some of the great blogs I keep stumbling on. Go for an explore, and if you see any really good ones, let me know...

- the hottest blogger I know.
- I hate knitting. However, I love this blog. Who'd have thought?
- If you ask me, it's perpetual brilliance!
- 'nuff said.
Inspired - inspiring.
- ...into light.
Xenouveau - Her from Sadisticland.
All Geek To Me - Fun from Scout Finch.

The HAL9000 Report - WARNING! - Controversy!

Elven Sarah - Witty and weird, a bit like me (but witty).
Sedgefield - A nice blog, which may have died from meme deficiency...
Lorianne - A great lady had a great blog. Hopefully it returns...
superphase - A stick hero for the masses...
Sadly, we have been given the cold Shoulder.
- a great blog from the continent, nice and warm there.
Selfindulgence - Not indulgent any more.
She Speaks - The star-crossed lover is now silent.
Organic Feminism - A tremendous blog. Even though she calls me Scoots *shudder*
You can no longer get your soup fix from souplover.

The Witches of Elswick
Lair of the Strong Bad - 3D Chat - Sweets

My mood is: The current mood of winstonsmith at

Hits since 28/07/2004:

Blogarama - The Blog Directory

Entries you may have missed
Behold The Freak!!!
Insert Title Here...
Cycling woes.
Happy Easter, etc.
Back Seat Blogger
Remember Sammy Jankiss
Journey from Hell...
I have returned...
My warbly song...
Astral Projection
Tick followed tock...
Another Week

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If you use one, try to host it yourself, I can't be certain how long the website will be up...

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Sunday, April 11, 2004
Happy Easter, etc.

Welcome to my fortress of solitude, my inner sanctum.

It is here, languishing between satin sheets, clad only in exotic oils and incense, that I write my posts.
Well, not exactly.
I'm in my pyjamas, sitting in my parents' house, in my old bedroom. Laptop in hand, lulled by snoring from the next room, and farting mightily.

There's something unworldly about visiting your parents, it's akin to travelling back through time, to a simpler age, when all you had to worry about was homework and bullying. It is the closest some of us will ever get to returning to the warmth and safety of the womb.
It is strange, though. Once you leave, although you feel comfortable when you visit, there's a nagging feeling inside, telling you that you're precisely that. Visiting. My home is elsewhere. In fact, as the eagerly FANTASTIC blog will tell you, I am psychologically homeless.

So, I'm here for Easter. This made me wonder something, as an outside observer. Which event should christians celebrate more; Jesus's birth, bringing the saviour into the world, or his death, sacrificing himself that we (excluding heathens like myself) might be saved?

It's something to ponder as you munch on your chocolate egg. I got a toblerone one this year, so I'm happy.

(since writing this, it's now daytime, and I'm still not dressed yet. I love holidays!)

Posted at 02:41 pm by Paul

April 11, 2004   11:36 PM PDT
I got my first easter basket in 26 years this year. I'm happy too, and I didn't have to "visit" my parents to get it either! lol
April 11, 2004   05:05 PM PDT
Going to see your parents sort of puts you into this weird limbo, especially for a holiday such as this one. The entire memory of living there, but as you say, the knowledge that you are now 'visiting' instead.

Enjoy your PJs, do something useless for a while, like watch Star Wars.
April 11, 2004   03:11 PM PDT
Oh gosh I envy you! It seems like no matter where my parents's always nice to go back "home". Happy easter Winston, now get dressed! :p
April 11, 2004   02:51 PM PDT
*sends bd the remaining shards of his demolished egg*
April 11, 2004   02:46 PM PDT
I dont like going to my dads, its boring, you cant have a good convo, and there is no shower.

Didn't get an easter egg or bunnie, oh well.

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