The Misapplied Criminal Mind

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Born 1973. Haven't died yet, despite several near-misses.

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Fiddly things.


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Blog Links
Just some of the great blogs I keep stumbling on. Go for an explore, and if you see any really good ones, let me know...

- the hottest blogger I know.
- I hate knitting. However, I love this blog. Who'd have thought?
- If you ask me, it's perpetual brilliance!
- 'nuff said.
Inspired - inspiring.
- ...into light.
Xenouveau - Her from Sadisticland.
All Geek To Me - Fun from Scout Finch.

The HAL9000 Report - WARNING! - Controversy!

Elven Sarah - Witty and weird, a bit like me (but witty).
Sedgefield - A nice blog, which may have died from meme deficiency...
Lorianne - A great lady had a great blog. Hopefully it returns...
superphase - A stick hero for the masses...
Sadly, we have been given the cold Shoulder.
- a great blog from the continent, nice and warm there.
Selfindulgence - Not indulgent any more.
She Speaks - The star-crossed lover is now silent.
Organic Feminism - A tremendous blog. Even though she calls me Scoots *shudder*
You can no longer get your soup fix from souplover.

The Witches of Elswick
Lair of the Strong Bad - 3D Chat - Sweets

My mood is: The current mood of winstonsmith at

Hits since 28/07/2004:

Blogarama - The Blog Directory

Entries you may have missed
Behold The Freak!!!
Insert Title Here...
Cycling woes.
Happy Easter, etc.
Back Seat Blogger
Remember Sammy Jankiss
Journey from Hell...
I have returned...
My warbly song...
Astral Projection
Tick followed tock...
Another Week

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If you want to put a little picture on your site linking to this one, then you can use one of these images...

If you use one, try to host it yourself, I can't be certain how long the website will be up...

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Saturday, April 17, 2004
Cycles, thongs, and

I learnt something interesting on Friday. I have a season ticket.

Now I know what you're thinking. "And?"
But if someone had told me that my 7 day train ticket was a season ticket three weeks ago, I would have saved enough blood, sweat and tears to craft a new person. I did not need to acquire 22 bike reservation tickets, which are worthless anyway. I was highly amused when I found out, now I'm just relieved, and not at all inclined to rip someone's head off their body.

But back to thongs...
A thong is a cyclist's friend. I had a bad day yesterday. The PC users I encountered were monumentally selfish, stupid and rude. I had to drop off a cable at 4pm, unfortunately, everyone in the building left at five to. By the time I had figured this out, and stowed the cable where it will most likely be stolen, I was very short of time to reach the station. If I had missed the 4:30 train, I would have had a half hour wait to look forward to. So I pedalled pell mell and got there in time.

However, it was raining. Hard. Very hard indeed. In fact, as I cycled down the road, I was passed by the Royal Yacht Britannia, which I thought was quite odd at the time. There is no mudguard on the bike, and so the rain from the front combined with the spray from the back, to ensure I was soaked completely. And this is where the thong efficacy paid off. Had I been wearing boxers or jockey shorts, I would have been uncomfortably wet until I got home to change. With the thong, however, the tiny fabric triangles dried significantly faster than my skin, and so I was slightly less uncomfortable, and completely dry when I had to change trains. I love my thong!

Posted at 07:20 pm by Paul

April 20, 2004   11:50 AM PDT
i'm afraid i have to say i'm not loving the imagery
April 19, 2004   04:47 PM PDT
April 19, 2004   01:29 PM PDT
Ok...I might not understand this post in its entirety, but I do understand thongs! I always thought that men would rather die than wear thongs. You may be happy (or perhaps scared) to learn that I will be pondering on this for a good portion of my morning.
April 18, 2004   08:20 PM PDT
Oh and I have read all your poems on your poem site and very good indeed. I might sign up but I dont want my stolen.
April 18, 2004   08:18 PM PDT
A man that has thongs, wow, *pictures Winston in a thong* lol very nice.
April 18, 2004   06:05 PM PDT
I thought I'd leave the comments here, they're fun :)
April 18, 2004   06:19 AM PDT
I think it was helpee, I was at the board when he did it. Now I'm off the board. (glum)
April 18, 2004   01:49 AM PDT
And the reason there was no Lin in the last chapter is becuse it was a flashback therapy chapter. More Lin coming up in the final installment than you can shake the proverbial stick at.
April 18, 2004   12:52 AM PDT
It didn't work.
April 17, 2004   09:39 PM PDT
weird, so did I...and Andy mate, it wasn't me!! it was the blog fairy!
April 17, 2004   09:14 PM PDT
I SO read that as 'testes'.

<attempts to drag mind out of the gutter>

April 17, 2004   08:23 PM PDT
This is cheating old chap!

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