The Misapplied Criminal Mind

Image hosted by
Born 1973. Haven't died yet, despite several near-misses.

Doing stuff.
Fiddly things.


<< February 2004 >>
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
01 02 03 04 05 06 07
08 09 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28

Blog Links
Just some of the great blogs I keep stumbling on. Go for an explore, and if you see any really good ones, let me know...

- the hottest blogger I know.
- I hate knitting. However, I love this blog. Who'd have thought?
- If you ask me, it's perpetual brilliance!
- 'nuff said.
Inspired - inspiring.
- ...into light.
Xenouveau - Her from Sadisticland.
All Geek To Me - Fun from Scout Finch.

The HAL9000 Report - WARNING! - Controversy!

Elven Sarah - Witty and weird, a bit like me (but witty).
Sedgefield - A nice blog, which may have died from meme deficiency...
Lorianne - A great lady had a great blog. Hopefully it returns...
superphase - A stick hero for the masses...
Sadly, we have been given the cold Shoulder.
- a great blog from the continent, nice and warm there.
Selfindulgence - Not indulgent any more.
She Speaks - The star-crossed lover is now silent.
Organic Feminism - A tremendous blog. Even though she calls me Scoots *shudder*
You can no longer get your soup fix from souplover.

The Witches of Elswick
Lair of the Strong Bad - 3D Chat - Sweets

My mood is: The current mood of winstonsmith at

Hits since 28/07/2004:

Blogarama - The Blog Directory

Entries you may have missed
Behold The Freak!!!
Insert Title Here...
Cycling woes.
Happy Easter, etc.
Back Seat Blogger
Remember Sammy Jankiss
Journey from Hell...
I have returned...
My warbly song...
Astral Projection
Tick followed tock...
Another Week

Link Images
If you want to put a little picture on your site linking to this one, then you can use one of these images...

If you use one, try to host it yourself, I can't be certain how long the website will be up...

©The Misapplied Criminal Mind. All rights reserved. No reproduction without permission.

If you want to be updated on this weblog Enter your email here:

rss feed

Tuesday, March 09, 2004
Bad Day

Well, my internet girlfriend dumped me. I wasn't surprised, it's a hobby of hers...

Bad Day

I never thought I'd have to say,
Today was a bad day.
It turned on me with fanged breath,
And terrified me half to death.

I heard your silence and I knew,
The dreams in me were not in you.
You sighed at me and that was when
I thought that I would die right then,

All of my illusions tore;
You didn't smile any more.
Your face would not be clear to me,
Save in imagined memory.

! suppose I should have known
In all the time we had not grown
But even though I know its true
For quite a while I will love you.

What? A weekend!?!

Well. into my second week, and now I'm having trouble getting in at all. I blame myself. Oversleeping is never a good excuse...

My Fault
I blame myself for all the mess
The crazy night of drunkenness
I have no thoughts inside my head
A throbbing pain is there instead.

Actually, I blame big G
He did the pharmacology
With all his drug related talk
Before too long I couldnt walk.

Although it's really work to blame
The early mornings are a pain
24 hours wide awake
will surely make your body ache.

Although it could be breweries
in Edinburgh they haunt the breeze
And promise nights both wild and free-
Who am I kidding! It was me!


Wednesday, March 03, 2004
The Misapplied Criminal Mind

About time I explained the blog title...

About a month ago, I had an epiphany. I'm not a technical person. Fair enough, I almost hear you mumble, lots of us aren't. But I've been working in IT now for nearly 15 years, and I've finally put my finger on why I hate every job I've done.

I'm an intelligent chap (I've got the bruises to prove it!), and so I've never really struggled with turning my hand to things; music, writing, computers, etc. And there lies the problem. I've found computers easy without really trying, and so it never occurred to me that it wasn't a strength. I read an excellent book by Robert Youngson called The Madness of Prince Hamlet and other extraordinary states of mind, and it gave me an insight into the workings of my own mind (thanks, Bob!). I discovered that the solutions to creative problems come to me instinctively, but with technical problems, I work out the same thing in my head every time. So I'm quitting my job to return to college as soon as it's practical. I needed a career change anyway!
But this got me thinking. What are the mental requisites for a master criminal? Do they match mine? Perhaps I've missed my calling yet again, and I should be the scourge of New Scotland Yard! Never mind, I'll stay on this side of the law for now!!

My throat is tighter than it used to be, these days;
My eyes are moister, glistening in other ways.
When I was young I never knew the word "Goodbye",
And people I had not met couldn't make me cry.

My soul was full before and now there's emptiness;
Although I have more friends it feels like there are less.
For deep inside there is a hole the shape of you,
And though the edges blur it always will be true.

I must fill holes like this or I might fall apart,
But when the hole is fresh I don't know where to start;
Though now I feel so cold I'm like a winter breeze,
In time I'll stop the gap with cherished memories.

Despite my grief I still can think of you and smile,
To feel the glow of knowing you a little while.
One day I know the icy pain will start to thaw,
And I'll be happy knowing we will cry no more.

I wrote this after hearing of the death of someone I knew a little over the net. I decided not to refer to him by name, as it might distance a reader from the emotion.

(incidentally, to follow up the previous entry, it took three and a half hours to get home last night...)

Tuesday, March 02, 2004
New Job

Started my new job yesterday. I was pretty nervous, and after an unfortunate experience with the road network, I decided to set off at 7, giving me two whole hours to travel the 40 miles. And so I set my alarms for 6:20 and 6:30.

I've always had a love-hate relationship with alarm clocks. I think the problem is that I find the alarm noises soothing, and so I never get up with just one. When I was at college I had a TV alarm clock over my bed, about 4 feet above the bed. Somehow I would turn the alarm off in my sleep, and miss my lectures...
I woke up and dragged myself out of bed, got myself together, and managed to leave for 6:55.

I arrived at 8:50.

Uh-oh, I thought. I've some 8-4 days to work. I'm gonna have to set off at 6!
So this morning I tried setting off at 6. I used a small crane to lift me out of bed at 6, and stumbled around, bumping into doors, walls, whathaveyou, and set off at 6:20, a personal best!

I arrived at 7:30.

Most people will be perplexed at this, but those of you from the Manchester area will nod sagely...

As promised, another poem...

Worlds Apart, Worlds Together
I reach for your hand,
It feels cold, glassy
Like you're absent.

The keys are rough beneath
my fingers,
My love through the screen.

Our bodies mingle;
and apart,
Inside a wire.

A copper strand
between us both,
that links our chained hearts.

Ground Zero,
The eye of the storm,
Where love is born.

Monday, February 23, 2004
Welcome Inside The Misapplied Criminal Mind

Welcome to my blog, I decided I'd give it another go, mainly my poetry this time...

I'll tell you all about it another time, for now I'll just stick a little poem in here:

I forget
I can't recall that night,
Your image in my sight.
I've forgotten what I said;
What thoughts were in my head.

I don't recall that day,
You were given away;
You took me to your heart-
Was that the way to start?

I can't remember you
Forever being true;
When everything was fine
without a glass of wine.

I do remember, though,
The way that I said no;
You wouldn't hear my sigh
Or answer my heart's cry

And so it all has fled;
My memory is lead.
It sinks without a trace,
another hopeless case.

In time I will forget
The hatred, heart's bloodlet,
And I shall recall your smile;
Not seen in such a while.

Wrote this one about my wife, as you can probably tell, we're not happily married any more. In fact, as soon as the house is sold, we'll be going our separate ways. I'm sad about it, but its the only thing that made sense.